Bears

Some more bears, just having a picnic. it's what they do, they enjoy it, don't ask me why, we just do, i mean, they just do...

Bear... Oh my

After a glorious weak in California, i decided that a bear would be appropriate. this is actually a study for work, but it fit, so there you go... and i just like bears a whole lot.

Boy

is it a boy in a costume, or is it a sick angler luring in children unawares? who knows? well, there is one person that can tell you, and that person is me... but i won't tell you, no, i won't.

Another Alien

this guy is just a barrel of laughs. his sinewy limbs may be the last thing you ever see as you laugh at the irony of life.

Lunch Lady

Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.
Served some reheated salsbury steak with a little slice of
love.

I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of..
Just know everything's doing fine down here in...
LUNCHLADY LAND

Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin'
out.  I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad
case of the gout.

I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
but there's no reason to shout.
    
Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical...
LUNCHLADY LAND.

Ogre

So i was walking around the other day and saw this ogre. i thought i had seen him before, so i confronted him and asked, "Excuse Mr. Ogre Sir, have we met before?" He replied, " Gargle gargle gargle gargle... gargle, gargle-gargle..." i then recalled that the ogre i had previously encountered wore his strap on the opposite shoulder and concluded that this was indeed a different one. an unfortunate mistake, seeing as how our conversation resulted in an axe fight that i ultimately lost. i did however have enough time to complete this digital sketch before he left with my right arm... i shall miss that arm....