Bears

Some more bears, just having a picnic. it's what they do, they enjoy it, don't ask me why, we just do, i mean, they just do...

Bear... Oh my

After a glorious weak in California, i decided that a bear would be appropriate. this is actually a study for work, but it fit, so there you go... and i just like bears a whole lot.

Boy

is it a boy in a costume, or is it a sick angler luring in children unawares? who knows? well, there is one person that can tell you, and that person is me... but i won't tell you, no, i won't.

Another Alien

this guy is just a barrel of laughs. his sinewy limbs may be the last thing you ever see as you laugh at the irony of life.

Lunch Lady

Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.
Served some reheated salsbury steak with a little slice of
love.

I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of..
Just know everything's doing fine down here in...
LUNCHLADY LAND

Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin'
out.  I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad
case of the gout.

I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
but there's no reason to shout.
    
Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical...
LUNCHLADY LAND.

Ogre

So i was walking around the other day and saw this ogre. i thought i had seen him before, so i confronted him and asked, "Excuse Mr. Ogre Sir, have we met before?" He replied, " Gargle gargle gargle gargle... gargle, gargle-gargle..." i then recalled that the ogre i had previously encountered wore his strap on the opposite shoulder and concluded that this was indeed a different one. an unfortunate mistake, seeing as how our conversation resulted in an axe fight that i ultimately lost. i did however have enough time to complete this digital sketch before he left with my right arm... i shall miss that arm....

Dium Dium

Pronounced "jum jum," is from the water planet Budgitkis. Dium Dium developed a taste for Soda on Earth while posing as the Lochness Monster after losing a bet to his friends. So addicted was he to the soda, that he ripped off his flipper arms and attached these hideous furry ones in order to captain a school ship that regularly visits Earth. The Ships abducts humans in order to teach anatomy and physiology... conveniantly, the Human usually works for a major soda company.

I still need to figure some stuff out painting wise, but figured i would post it anyway.

Ruby Bridges

this is the story of Ruby Bridges (click here if you don't know who she is). she was pretty remarkable. everyday for a year people would picket against her. it's disappointing to think people can act this way.

buildings... FROM THE FRIGGIN FUTURE!!!!

these are just some doodles of mine while my wife has been studying... i know, it's friggin summer. and i couldn't figure out how to turn off the flash on the stupid camera, so some of the black is reflecting a bit. stupid.

George Clooney

Attack of the Cloons Special Edition. but instead of making it worse, i kinda made it better... and it won't be released in theatres.... and it won't be the only available copy until there's an uproar and i have to bring back the old ones for release on DVD... and soon bluray....